You didn’t call the cops when someone stole your 10-speed. You kept it to yourself when a pickpocket swiped your Susan Boyle Pez dispenser. But goddamn it, you will NOT let someone steal a spoonful of your Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia ice cream! The Euphori-Lock ($7) will make sure no scoundrel ever forages their way into your frozen treats again. The two-part plastic security ring slips around your pint’s upper lid and can only be undone with the secret code that comes with it. Shhhh… don’t tell anyone, but the code is I-L-I-K-E-I-C-E-C-R-E-A-M.