Now that we’ve heard of every possible bacon-related product possible, now, NOW somebody finally invents a way to make your own. The Original Baconkit ($17) contains everything you need to make 5 lbs of delicious homemade bacon. Just get your butcher to hook you up with a pork belly (you might have to bat your eyelashes a few times) and you’ll be on your way to legendary man status. And all these years you thought magic sprinkles were required to make bacon–ha! Nope. All you need is the curing bag, cure, maple sugar, thermometer, and instruction sheet. It’s all included.