If you’re anything like me, then you probably have a near fetishistic obsession with wooden objects. The sexiest new wood-thing to be thrust into the consumer’s face is the Woodcut Google Map ($150). Just glancing at it will give you funny feelings in your no-no zone. First, choose from a variety of exotic wood on which you wish to immortalize your map. The map design is then scorched into this wood using a jamboree of laser beams. A SEXUAL jamboree. Will you pick your hometown? Will you pick the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, and hang a blank piece of wood in your office? Order ASAP (as sexily as possible) to take advantage of the 30% discount.