Here we go, another Kickstarter project. These things are capitalism juggernauts. The Day Maker ($100) is a cathartic device for those frustrating days when you really feel the need to shove expensive electronics into toaster ovens. Aside from toast simulation, the Day Maker is a phone charger/alarm thing that launches your phone at the designated alarm time. For snooze time, just shove the phone back into its hole-home. The Day Maker is being offered at drastically reduced Kickstarter prices, so support it now you cheap, gracious bastard.