Your Favorite Countries, Now in Plate Form

Did you think only ruin porn came out of Detroit? Think again, son, Detroit actually produces quality products now. The Mavs still hang around in the upper echelon of the Western Conference and the Tigers haven’t been that bad these past few years. And, hey, if you love ceramics, and plates, and decorating your house, check out Corbe’s newest line of dinnerware.

Not just any plates though. These come in the shape of your favorite country. Australia, United States, Canada, Ireland, just to name a few. Recreate the march of the pioneers from the East Coast to the West Coast, only this time, with peas.

Corbe handmakes the plates, or ‘handufactures’, them. The U.S. measures about a foot across, but no idea on the weight. Are these foot-breaking heavy or easy to throw at your dinner guests heavy? Order one ($90-120) and find out for yourself.

Scented Duct Tape

Duct tape comes in bland, boring gray and smells like adhesive. That’s…booooring. Buy scented duct tape instead. Amazing smells like cupcake, grape, bubble gum, lemon and orange cream await you with these scented duck tapes by Duck Brand ($4). Each smell coincides with a similar color. If you’re gonna use duct tape, you might as well have fun with it.

ButterUp Knife

You know what sucks? Trying to spread cold butter on bread. Usually you end up with clumps of butter randomly spread out over the bread. No bueno. The ButterUp Knife by DM Initiative wants to save you from eating butter clumps. The Australian-based designers discovered having a grater spreads cold butter much better. So, they went ahead and added a serrated edge to the ButterUp Knife. The edge aerates the butter making it easier to spread. Check out their Kickstarter and order one now.

Hammerhead Shark Corkscrew And Bottle Opener

What makes a home classy and inviting to girls are the little touches throughout. No girl wants to see a condom bowl in every room. They want an atmosphere created by stuff like this Hammerhead Shark Corkscrew And Bottle Opener ($15). Pop open a bottle of Chardonnay with this and then pour your wine into a nice wine glass. Hopefully, you aren’t pouring wine into one of your 32-ounce AM/PM plastic cups. That’s turrrrible.

Nutella Finger Condoms

Safe dipping. It’s paramount. Do you know how many diseases you’ll transfer dipping an unsheathed index finger into jars of Nutella or jam? You need this Nutella Finger Condom. Get this now, or you can always wrap your finger in plastic wrap. That’s not as cool though.

Star Wars AT-AT Garden Gnomes

Lay waste to yard rodents and insects with Star Wars AT-AT Garden Gnomes ($40). They come molded in hardcore resin so no backyard nuisance stands a chance. Prop these up and even raccoons will think twice about invading your universe.

Under-Desk Hammock

Swing those tootsies from an under-desk hammock. Intrigued? Read on. It’s an, uhh, under-desk hammock ($30). You strap it onto your desk and slide those sweaty dogs into a comfortable, swaying bed that’ll lull you into a very comfortable place. So much so that you can actually put up with your cubicle neighbor’s too-loud conversations.

Wu-Tang Clan Welcome Mats

“Wu. Tang!. Wu. Tang!” “Wipe yer feet! Wipe yer feet!” That’s the new chant you and the friends will shout out with these Wu-Tang Clan Welcome Mats.┬áIt’s uncertain how the Wu-Tang Clan would feel about you wiping your size 11’s on their symbol, but if they get royalties, hey, wipe away.