They’re still working on that cure for cancer, but at least scientists have discovered the next best thing: easy-pour ketchup bottles. It’s all due to “LiquiGlide,” a fancy new invention that, when sprayed on the inside of a ketchup, or other condiment, bottle, adheres like a solid while providing a lubricated surface. Lubricated. This means your cherished condiment can come running full-speed at your fries before they lose their oomph. It also means never needing to see commercials like this again.