Lots of us hear voices in our heads while golfing. What if I miss the ball? Are these pants too loud? Why do so many people watch these idiotic crime shows? Silence those pesky distractions with something that’ll actually help your game: Golf Buddy Voice ($180). This hands-free GPS device will tell you how many yards out you are from each hole, and it’ll do so without adding any cheap jokes about your weight like that Rent-A-Caddy did that one time.