Women are notorious for sizing a man up; checking out his jeans; and admiring the bulge–in his back pocket. Yup, no matter how hard you might want ’em fixated on the front, it’s that wallet outline that ladies love to spy on, determining your net worth with just a cursory glance. Combat these broads at their own game with the Moneywrap ($56), a minimalist wallet that shrinks to iPhone size with the help of crafty engineering and an elastic band. It holds your cash and cards with the tiniest of footprints, so these wallet-watching women won’t even know where to look, perhaps causing them to, yes, inadvertently gaze in the general direction of your fully clothed penis. Happy now?