So, some bad news; last week a friend took me up on that whole “I’d give you the shirt off my back” thing. Totally left me shirtless for a day. Since then, I’ve vowed to never be caught off guard again, so I’m ordering the Brooks Brothers Golden Fleece Box Set ($2,000). This gets me 44 of their 100% cotton pique Slim Fit polo shirts, in colors such as Claret Heather, Bright Pink Heather, Peony, and Denim Heather. Do I know what any of those colors look like exactly? Course not. But my laundry cycle is now once every month and a half.