Slim Timber Wood Wallet

Well, what do we have here? A wallet made out of wood. You know where this thing probably shines? And the people behind it aren’t gonna admit to this, but I’m guessing the Slim Timber Wood Wallet ($45) excels at keeping condoms safe. Ya ever have a condom in your wallet for so long, that by the time you’re lucky enough to get some (sex), that thing is flatter than Natalie Portman? Yeah; that’s happened. Each wallet is handmade, so no two wallets are alike. Then again, if you run¬†into¬†someone on the street who also has a wooden wallet, odds are an asteroid is about to hit your neck.

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  1. THIS WALLET IS UTTERLY COOL AND I HAVE TO HAVE ONE! FOR ANYONE WHO CARES, MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP IN EARLY SEPTEMBER. HINT HINT…. AND IF IT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR CONDOMS THEN IT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR DENTAL DAMMS, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT, HA HA HA !!!!!!!!!

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