Well, what do we have here? A wallet made out of wood. You know where this thing probably shines? And the people behind it aren’t gonna admit to this, but I’m guessing the Slim Timber Wood Wallet ($45) excels at keeping condoms safe. Ya ever have a condom in your wallet for so long, that by the time you’re lucky enough to get some (sex), that thing is flatter than Natalie Portman? Yeah; that’s happened. Each wallet is handmade, so no two wallets are alike. Then again, if you run into someone on the street who also has a wooden wallet, odds are an asteroid is about to hit your neck.