The Post Office is on its last legs. Email, text messages, and carrier toucans are pushing the USPS to the brink of extinction. Something drastic needs to be done to save this iconic institution. WHOOSH! Introducing Flavorlopes, a new reason to get excited about sending snail mail. Thrust your tongue into an envelope rich with the tastes of cherry, grape, orange, apple, or strawberry, and you’ll soon see why technology can’t compete with the sweet taste of fruit. Your move, Gmail.