Kids, today. They’re so hip. So advanced. Even the toddlers! Today’s 4-year-old has no patience for slow-moving fairy tales. Movies R Fun by Josh Cooley is the perfect bedtime book for your lil tyke. It gives them exactly what they’re jonesin for: colorful illustrations of scenes from intense adult films. If your child doesn’t drift off to sweet dreams with a sendoff from The Shining twins – “Come play with us, Danny,” said the twins. “For ever… and ever.. and ever.” – well, you’re gonna have to resort to tranquilizers then.