5 (Asinine) Tips for a Super Summer

It never fails. The thermometer hits 85 and TV newscasters bombard us with doomsday warnings about killer jellyfish and deadly potato salad drive-bys. But man, summer only lasts two months! It needs to be sucked dry of all its fun juice, and sucked fast and hard. Ditch the nagging naysayers and click “Next” to pump up your summer fun!

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  1. #2 is a killer whale not shark…killer whales kick sharks asses…in fact they play and then eat them…whales eat fish…sharks are big tasty fish…notice the or a coloring especially the white circle and the orca shaped dorsal fin…but who cares…that thing rocks…

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