If there’s one thing I’ve learned over the years, it’s that ladies love pit stains. Big, sweaty, greasy, eat-through-the-fabric pit stains. I learned this while vacationing on Bizarro World. But if you prefer dry shirts over throngs of sex-crazed women, then sure, check out Ministry of Supply’s Apollo Shirt ($105). Based on NASA heat regulation technology used in spacesuits, this shirt will stave off the sweat in the summer and keep you warm in the winter. It knows what you want, man. But not what the ladies want. Remember, they enjoy sweaty armpits.