Heisenberg Rock Candy

What a tragedy. See, I had a feeling Heisenberg “Blue Glass” Rock Candy ($10 for a two pack) was meant to resemble crystal meth, but I wasn’t sure. So I started doing research to see what the illegal and very dangerous drug actually looks like. Well, one thing leads to another and whammo! I’m now addicted to methamphetamine. Grrreat. Anyways, the above harmless treat has the luscious taste of cotton candy, and it comes in a┬ábiodegradable little baggie–perfect for Breaking Bad fans. But crystal meth? Not perfect for my job as a heavy machinery operator.

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