Chocolate Tips for Your Tip

For too long, women have dominated the sexy accessory market, what with their fancy lingerie and the like. Well move over ladies–we’ve got chocolate dick hats! Yes, these little caps made from real chocolate fit right on the tip of your schlong (do people still say that?), providing your significant other with a delightfully sweet surprise. Choose from the viking helmet or cowboy hat. You’ll show her who’s spontaneous!


  1. Or you’ll show HIM who’s spontaneous. Gay men like chocolate too, and they will likely be the primary consumer of this product. :)

  2. Bloody hell. Now they’ve made sex fattening.

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