There’s no need to leave the rapier wit of someecards on your computer screen. Now you can bring it with you wherever you drink with the someecards Pint Glass ($7.99), a chuckle-filled way to guzzle down your liquid of choice. Choose from one of four quotes, including “I snuck a bunch of booze into work today using my stomach.” and “I’m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.” Laugh it up–just not through your nose. Booze is costly.