Rednecks haven’t exactly been at the forefront of uplifting societal contributions, but occasionally the blind hamster finds the Slim Jim, right? The XL Redneck Mason Drinking Glass ($15) is indeed modeled after one of those Southern (we think) inventions that has pushed the world forward. Standing nine inches tall, this wide boy holds a hefty 32 ounces of liquid goodness. The dunce-proof screw-on lid and full-length straw proves its redneck heritage, and this time, that’s a good thing.