Being a world-class bodybuilder, movie star, and governor–ehh… yeah… I guess that’d make for a somewhat interesting life. But boning the live-in housekeeper? Now we’ve got a book! Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story ($19) details Arnold Schwarzenegger’s amazing life, from the move from Austria to America, to the move from Maria Shriver to the maid. From The Predator to the predator in the housekeeper’s room. It’s all here.