Forcing your kid to take harp lessons sounds like the kinda thing that the Department of Social Services will have your ass in a cell for. Luckily this Fold Away Harp Tool Kit ($45) is 100% incapable of creating music. This pocket-sized package contains eight stainless steel instruments (none of which can hold a tune) that fold out and lock in place. From the Phillips head screwdriver to the saw and corkscrew, giving this handy tool to your child may not be fully advisable, but it’s still safer than a full-sized harp.