Zombie Survival Kit

What the hell happened to the whole 2012 end-of-the-world hysteria? Seems like politics and Honey Boo Boo have taken our minds off the fact that the world is going to end within mere weeks! And it won’t be pretty. First, YouTube will go down. Then, Planters mixed nuts will cease to mix. Then, zombies. Lotsa freaking zombies. Prepare thyself with the Zombie Survival Kit ($80), an essential arsenal of goodies to beat down the baddies, including the SOG Tactical Tomahawk, Zombie Jerky, Zombie Crime Scene Tape, and more. With these tools, you’ll likely survive the undead assault, only to face the final stage of the apocalypse: Celine Dion clones. (shudder)


  1. Pure novelty but a lot of fun and a great idea – love it!!

  2. Too funny!!

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