Family portraits often require short intervals of exceptional acting skill from its subjects in order to properly feign affection to the nearest family member. Some members of the family have other preoccupations, like having to pretend they are NOT murderers. Well now you can show everyone how good you are at pretending in a unique way, by getting your family portraits (or any other type of photograph) printed through WoodSnap (starts at $40). The WoodSnap company prints your photographs directly onto a wood canvas, so that the grain of the wood gives some integrity to an otherwise fraudulent picture. No word yet on whether they accept mug shots.