A dune buggy, a trampoline, tequila, and a Jersey Shore Complete Seasons 1-5 DVD box set (the perfect time capsule!)…yes, these are a few of the items which constitute a promising list of things to take on the first commercial flight to Mars. The luggage to use? The Incase EO Travel Collection ($150-$300/item). Why? Well, because it’s just about the most efficient and aesthetically pleasing baggage equipment you can find. Just look at this awesome montage video of the Hardshell Roller, whose padded compartment reassures that those margarita glasses will stay safe. Why the Jersey Shore box set? Well, if there is a superior intelligence out there, they will not be interested in the great things we have accomplished, but in just how bad it can get.