Well this sucks big time. I mean literally, the Slope ($55-$59) tablet stand actually sucks to your table and your tablet. This simple accessory is made from aerospace grade aluminum, and has two nanofoam pads affixed to its aluminum base, one gripping the backside of the tablet, the other gripping the surface of the desk underneath. It’s all about the suction. Hey, can someone introduce designer Erik Kittlaus to my girlfriend?