Can an espresso maker get you some? The CB Industries Jules Espresso Maker ($1,390) might. Created by Swiss artist and Designer Carlo Borer, this eye candy features a gorgeous stainless-steel orb sitting atop a tripod of the sexiest legs this side of Beyonce’s
armpits gams. As your drink brews within the 15-bar, high-performance Saeco system fed by a 6-cup water tank, the legs glow in a multitude of colors. Just be sure to leave this thing out in a conspicuous place, like by your date’s phone.