Introducing the Allsorts Liquor Scented Soap Bar. The only organic vegan soap that will have you smelling like you just came from the bar. Fragrances include whiskey sour, gin and tonic and spiced rum. Each bar will set you back $5 but that’s a small price to pay for the constant flood of women coming up to you and asking where the party is at*.
*Finger pointing to pants not included.