You know how at one time, wayyy back, Madonna was sexy, and now she’s 1,000% unsexy? Yeah, that’s the opposite of what the Almond+ does. Up until now, it’s safe to say no one has ever drooled over a wireless router, but that figures to change. The unique design, cool colors, and touchscreen functionality immediately place the Almond+ several rungs above the typical router. Factor in 802.11ac network compatibility, support for Z-Wave and ZigBee based smart-home devices and appliances, and a $99 price tag and you’ve got the sexiest piece of computer hardware since the boob mouse.