Omega Solid Titanium Wallet: Innovative Ass Protection

Wallets are hot. We’ve recently covered wallets made from wood and aluminum, and now we have one made out of solid titanium, the Omega Solid Titanium Wallet to be exact. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Yes! Ass protection! Now you can freely take that walk through the hood without fear of a stray bullet or deranged ex-girlfriend lunging at you with a rusty syringe. Just lead with your booty¬†like¬†Captain America does with his shield and you’ll be safe. You can carry about five cards and some cash in this thing, and as a sweet bonus, it also serves as a bottle opener. Let’s see Steve Rogers do that! [via]

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