Lots of hot sauces wake your taste buds up from their homogenized-food slumber, but none of them wake up your brain. Well, none of them until now. DoubleKick Caffeinated Hot Sauce ($10) combines the best of Asian and Southwestern chili sauces, and then piles on with ginger and caffeine. You get 12 mg of it per teaspoon. By comparison, one bottle of 5 Hour Energy is believed to contain about 200 mg of caffeine. What does this mean to you? We’re not sure. But we do know that if you dab some DoubleKick sauce on your burger and wash it down with a 5 Hour Energy, you will almost be able to stay awake for the entire Academy Awards broadcast.