The Phantom v1610 may not have the most consumer friendly of name but what it lacks in memorability it makes up for with function. Let me tell you what I mean. The Phantom (price TBA) is a widescreen camera capable of shooting 16,000 frames per second at 1280×800 resolution and even has the ability to be ramped up to a mind-blowing 1,000,000 fps.
“Okay, okay, but what does that techno-babble mean for me?,” you’re probably asking. In layman’s terms, if you had shot your sex tape on this thing, you’d have irrefutable proof that you’re not actually the minute-man your girlfriend says you are.