If you’re the kinda person who doesn’t like to swallow, this might be your new preferred way to get buzzed. The Vaportini is alcohol that’s inhaled. And since it’s absorbed directly into the bloodstream, the woozies come on a little quicker than with the liquid form. Yes, that means no calories or carbs, but it also means suspicious doctor types have to weigh in on local newscasts. But hey, that’s the price you pay for the express lane to intoxication.