Convincing an actual rhinoceros to stand guard over your smartphone seems… well, kinda asinine. But using Rhino Shield seems downright sensible. The custom formulated polymer offers extraordinary impact absorption and excellent transparency when simply placed over your screen. Of course, all your touch-based capabilities remain fully intact, but now you have a smudge-and-scratch resistant coating to protect your pride and joy–and no testy, horny beasts lumbering by your side all day.