Snowballs briefs: Cool Nuts Make Quick Babies

Well here’s something. Ya know, usually most guys are trying to avoid impregnation, but if you’re one of those chaps who’s ready to create a lil clone, Snowballs ($55) might be the perfect pair of briefs for your sweaty sack. These¬†organic cotton underwear feature wedges of¬†freezable, non-toxic gel that mold to the body and keep the plums cool; and cool plums — say doctors — means fewer blanks being shot. Of course, you can still wear these even if you don’t want kids and just want your skittles bag to be a few degrees chillier–just have a good excuse ready when you get to the urinal.

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