Studies show lukewarm beer spoils a man’s attitude faster than 17 seconds of watching Bravo. Avoid the inevitable pain and yes, deaths, that can result from warm suds with the Drink Tank Growler ($35), a new product designed to keep your beer cold for up to 24 hours. The vacuum insulated seal is the MVP here, keeping any beverage chillier than Chilly Willy and the outside of the growler condensation free. The  Keg Cap Tap accessory turns the container into a mini keg, and as we all know mini keg = major fun.