Airocide: Smells Way Better Than Air Jordans

Too many Air Jordans filling up your apartment with mold, bacteria, or maybe pangs of regret for paying $160 for sneakers? Clear the air with Airocide ($800), a new way to rid your living space of unwanted baddies hovering around like the guy waiting in the choppah that Arnold was always telling people to get to. Airocide promises to removes the naughty particles from the air and send them to bed without supper. This thing could be really worth the dough for allergy and asthma sufferers–or sneaker collectors who wear their prized possessions too much.

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