Firewire Technograin Surfboards: Mother Earth Will Moan With Delight

Firewire’s new Technograin Surfboards are so eco-friendly, we fully expect Mother Earth will wanna jump your bones for being so considerate to her. You know how women get all hot and bothered when you do stuff for ’em? Same principle here. Surfing on a board with the smallest carbon footprint of any available surfboard today will totally plant her on your jock (and Al Gore’s–keep that in mind). With a lightweight EPS core, sustainable wooden deck skins, and Firewire’s proprietary parabolic rail construction, it could be one of the wildest threesomes ever.

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