Let’s check the stats: Studies show when men reek of whiskey at 2am, their chances of snagging hot chick digits at the bar dwindle down to 3.2%. But what about when men enter the bar at 11pm while intentionally wearing the aromatic essence of whiskey? Well, we’re about to find out. Commodity has created a little catalog of offbeat scents, including yes, whiskey cologne. The startup is also touting something called “scent tailoring” which encourages customers to find the “scent profile” that fits their style. Let’s hope the “Old Naked Guy in Gym Locker Room” profile is never discovered.