Have you ever stared at yourself bleary-eyed in the mirror after drinking a bottle of whiskey and thought, “Eureka! Mine own whiskey!!” And then gesticulated wildly in the bathroom, pointing at the bathtub where you’ll mix your own batch of that sweet firewater. Meanwhile, your roommate stares at you and decides to slowly back away. Well, Mr. Chemist, stop scaring your roommate and leave custom whiskey mixes to the Mississippi River Distilling Company. Their “My Whiskey” program lets you channel your inner John Jameson and dream up infinite flavors of whiskey. You’ll get to choose the grain bill, the yeast, the barrel, the age and the proof. You even get to choose the name. Get creative and name it “Jamesumme”.