Bottlejak ($42) lets you replace both your pedestrian bottle opener and frou frou bottle stopper with one manly piece of CNC-machined solid aluminum and stainless steel. Bottlejak will pop that cork out of a bottle of a vino, pry off a beer’s bottle top, and then quickly plug up whichever beverage you couldn’t chug to the finish. If you polish off both, you can just stand it up on the counter and admire its beauty–until you pass out.