If you’re gonna be engaging in a trendy, muscle-building, outdoorsy activity like paddleboarding, you damn sure are gonna want people to know about it. But showing off your deltoids becomes difficult at dusk. That’s why the NOCQUA 2000 is such an ingenious product; you get two waterproof LED light bars and all the components necessary to equip the bottom of your board with stylish and functional lights. Now you can paddle past sundown and still parade those pipes. Progress.