Ron Burgundy Blended Scotch Whisky: Stay Glassy(-Eyed), San Diego

I’ll tell ya how Ron Burgundy would prepare for the upcoming release of Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues–by getting hammered. Totally balls-to-the-wall boozing it for weeks. Now, Ron may not be real (though it’s hard to tell lately), but Ron Burgundy Scotch Whisky/Great Odin’s Raven Special Reserve is quite legit. His dream can be your reality. This “Scotchy Scotch Scotch” from Riviera Imports is an 80 proof blend of grain and malt Scotch whiskies from Speyside, Highlands and Islay and you’ll probably be playing the flute like a madman by your 3rd shot.