Never Lose A Sale Whipping Out This Business Card Holder

Patrick Bateman Business Card Holder

Business. It’s all about power and intimidation. That’s what I’ve learned in business, i.e. watching Goodfellas and The Godfather. What better way to gain the upper hand with your client than with the American Psycho Business Card Holder ($25). Coolly remove this from your breast pocket, take a card out and say, “Let’s work something out”.

Make sure the other guy sees both the “Patrick Bateman” engraved front and the picture of American Psycho in the corner. “But I thought your name was Jeff Sanderson?” “Uhh…do we have a deal or not?”

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