This Valentine’s Day Card Will Make Her Laugh. If Not, You’re Screwed.

They say women love a sense of humor. Test that theory this Valentine’s Day with a Never Find Your Your Body Valentine’s Day Card ($3.50). Magazine-style cut-out letters form the hostage-style note on the front, “They Will Never Find Your Body…” When you open it up, well, check the image for the reveal. We suggest a creepy smile when you give this to her.

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