Spreadable Beer: The World Is Now Complete

Cream cheese. Boring. Butter. Fattening AND boring. Peanut butter. What? Double boring. No, spread something really exciting on crackers and toast. Beer. That’s right, they’ve made Spreadable Beer ($17) now. Hell, don’t even spread the stuff. Just keep a bottle at the office and swish your tongue inside every few hours. Who says every hour can’t be happy hour?

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