Go ahead and throw out your gaming laptop right now. Go ahead. Just toss it in the trash with the half-eaten Chunky’s soup can and the Miami Dolphins Super Bowl prediction. Because once you see the Razer Blade, you will have nothing but ugly contempt for your current rig. Razer is pulling out all the stops with this one, and pricing it that way, too ($2,799.99). Besides looking like it stepped off a spaceship from 2155, the Blade brings glorious specs to the table: 17-inch, 1920 x 1080 display; 256GB SSD; secondary multi-touch display (gorgeous!); 2.8GHz core i7 processor; and an Nvidia GeForce GT 555M graphics card with 2GB of memory. Ya know what? On second thought, maybe you should take that thing out of the garbage… there’s still some good soup left in that can.