The Hyper Touch Guitar

With Yanko’s Hyper Touch Guitar, you’ll never have to develop hard, finger callouses indicative of a guitarist ever again. You’ll also never be accepted among the music community either but their praise means nothing because, unlike their hollowed piece of wood, your guitar will come with a kick ass multi-touch screen allowing you to adjust the number of “strings” and frets as well as tuning and sound effects.

That is to say, you’ll be jamming out Rock Band style while your “real” musician friend will be telling everyone to quiet down so they can tune their guitar.

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