Whereas your “regular” status at Starbucks 10 years ago was enough for you to look down on other coffee drinkers, these days, if you want to consider yourself a true morning joe Jehovah, you need something in your kitchen that definitively says I Make Hot Water & Beans Better Than You. Well here it is, the Bodum Bistro Pour Over Coffee Machine ($250). The removable water tank works in concert with a glass pipe, keeping everything pure and hot as it flows evenly over the ground coffee. The titanium-plated stainless steel and finely meshed filter ensures supreme taste, as the coffee drips into a plastic thermos with a double-wall stainless steel interior. Safety features include heat-resistant silicone jug handles and filter. Best of all? No need for silly phrases when you want great coffee. Venti this!