We’re always hearing those commercials telling to “Buy gold now!”, but we don’t respond to such theatrics. No, what piques our interest is gold with style, like this new nugget emblazoned with designs from French fashion guru Jean-Paul Gaultier. If you want to make a clean break from the clichéd roses and candy this Valentine’s Day, what the hell, buy your baby a one-ounce 24 karat gold bar. She’ll coo over the engraved heart, rays and Gaultier’s name on the banner. Of course gold doesn’t come cheap, nor does its price remain the same, so as of now, you’re looking at a cost of about $1,826.33, plus the $25 handling fee. Just make sure if and when the relationship ends, she gets the dog and you get the gold.