Jack Daniel’s Winter Jack Apple Whiskey Punch

Well, this is it people. We’re now mired in the polar bear days of winter, when your nose doesn’t run, it icicles. Alas, we have the antidote to January’s dearth-of-degrees doldrums: Jack Daniel’s Winter Jack Apple Whiskey Punch ($28). This special sauce will not only warm the cockles of your heart, it’ll warm the cockles of anyone’s extremities within an 8-foot radius, so exercise caution and stuff. The perfect-for-fireplace-nuzzling flavors of JD, apple, cinnamon, and cloves come together the way you and your ex never could. But now is not the time to dwell on the past, no. It’s time to make hot cockles.

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