Bringing a knife to a gunfight? Crappy idea. But bringing Archie McPhee’s Switchblade Spork? Yeahhh baby. Squash that beef between the Sharks and Jets or scoop up some particularly chunky apple sauce with this utilitarian utensil that costs just $7. This metal and plastic food-fetcher snaps open with the push of a button to 11″ long and even features a safety lock. I think these are the weapons the guys had in the “Beat It” video. Or was it “Eat It”? Whatever.